Contact Mighty Sphincter




Please contact Doug Clark at dougclarkms@yahoo.com for any information regarding:

  • Purchasing Mighty Sphincter products
  • Booking or tour information
  • Distribution

For information about our custom drum kits, visit Devils Workshop Drums!


Thank you so much for your interest in my band, Mighty Sphincter! Stay Sick! - Doug






 


Genuine Argyle



Hidden in cloth, intertwined by light, grew a power that no one really understood.

He was different than all of us because he wore genuine argyle socks. It almost seemed there was a world in the depths of his genuine argyle socks, immortality boundless and free inside his genuine argyle socks.

Secrecy prevents me from dispensing powers of my genuine argyle socks.